9 signs you play too much EverQuest

An entry I found laying about as a draft. I probably never published this because it really isn’t that original nor funny, ah well…

  1. You always carry at least 5-6 bags with you
  2. You try to deposit bags of spider webs, bodyparts and clothing in your bank.
  3. You tap your shoes when you are in a hurry
  4. When moving into a new area you pause for a few minutes
  5. You rely on your safe fall instead of taking the elevator
  6. You try to loot roadkill
  7. You shout “TRAIN” whenever you see more than 3 people following each other
  8. You send text messages to people standing next to you
  9. You believe randoming or duelling solves every dispute