Avast! Today be Talk Like A Pirate Day. All ye land lubbers best get to it or me and me lads will be keelhauling ya before th’sun sets.

Scurvy dogs that don get me speak can use th’english-to-pirate translator . Smartly, m’lad – ’tis only is fer today.

And if any a body mentions “parley”, I’ll have ya thrown in th’brig with the rest of ’em rats.