An entry I found laying about as a draft. I probably never published this because it really isn’t that original nor funny, ah well…
- You always carry at least 5-6 bags with you
- You try to deposit bags of spider webs, bodyparts and clothing in your bank.
- You tap your shoes when you are in a hurry
- When moving into a new area you pause for a few minutes
- You rely on your safe fall instead of taking the elevator
- You try to loot roadkill
- You shout “TRAIN” whenever you see more than 3 people following each other
- You send text messages to people standing next to you
- You believe randoming or duelling solves every dispute