What search engines think I know

I’ve been looking at some of the phrases that people have used to find mentalized on search engines and much to my surprise I seem to be the #1 hit on Google for a few select things.

• Velious Custom Helmets
• movable type dirify individual entries
• google engilsh (Kind of funny search actually)

Those examples are somewhat plain, but then it starts getting funny.

Mentalized vs the world

• Spammer IPs – Yup, check out mentalized.net for Spammer IPs
• Mining emails – If only I could use my favorable ranking to stop people from doing it
• leech protection and anti leech protection – I hope at least one person have read those entries and reconsidered their need for bothering their users. That would be a minor victory in the battle against stupidity.

But I don’t stop there. No sir, I won’t settle for taking on spammers and stupid javascripts, I have to go after multinational corporations:

Mentalized vs Nike

• www.nike.no
• www.nike play.com
• www.nike .com

My rant about Nike Plays ignorant browser check ranks higher than Nikes actual website, wow.

Mentalized vs Samsung

• samsung syncmaster 957nf
• samsung 957nf monitor
• syncmaster 957NF test

So a person looking for this very specific monitor is likely to end up reading my semi-rant about Samsungs website usability instead of actually finding the monitor on Samsungs website?

And I am still the numero uno spot in the world for female butts in tight leather pants :)